And just a gentle reminder that this doesnât benefit a damned thing. Sure, he looked dead, but you know deep down he’ll just be back next year to cause even more heartache.ĭiner en Blanc is a âhigh classâ social event invented by the French in 1988 as a way to somehow make picnicking an even less enjoyable prospect. I feel like every teenager in the “Friday the 13th” franchise who stabbed Jason Voorhees in the heart with an iron stake and watched him fall off a dock at Camp Crystal Lake. This is the third Diner en Blanc in a row I’ve warned you about flushing your hard-earned money down the drain for something so pathetically pointless it puts the Mummers Parade in positive light.ĭiner en Blanc can’t be killed off. WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES, PHILADELPHIA? YOU’RE SMARTER THAN THIS. On Thursday night, thousands of seemingly sane and intelligent people will be brainwashed into spending $55 to potentially sit in an alley behind Dirty Franks where drunken frat boys puked up Citywide Specials the night before to eat Ritz crackers with chopped liver in the name of sophistication. We are getting cultured as FUCK, one amuse-bouche from the South Street ACME olive bar at a time and paying out the ass for the privilege of doing so. Not even COVID or Monkeypox can kill off the most idiotic social event in Philadelphia. You’d think I’d be tired of finding new and innovative ways of humiliating all of you that think this is a “fun” or “entertaining” event.ĭiner en Blanc is BACK BABY. It’s also the third year in a row that I’ve written a column pointing a spotlight on one of the most idiotic social events in Philadelphia. It’s the 10th anniversary of Philadelphia’s Diner en Blanc.
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